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hennachick
02-20-2009, 10:06 AM
So I posted this in Foo-Foo and then decided this AssHat needs to be in here!

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I have a VERY pregnant little cousin. Her 1st baby. She is DROP DEAD BEAUTIFUL, sweet & fun as hell to be around!!!!!!!! She's in her 20's & dating a guy MUCH older (as in about Caveman's age) so approx a 20 year age diff.

Danielle is due in 20 days & the FUCKER made plans to LEAVE TO GO TO NASCAR IN VEGAS on the 28th....

She is pissed (I told her if she wants, I can maybe have some Wiccan friends hex his ass so he knows what it feels like to crap out a bowling ball... any takers? She hasn't given me the OK, but never hurts to get your ducks in a row, right?)

I want to call him and just chew his ass BIG TIME! "WTF are you thinking Terry? Have you hit your head that many times or have you always been this fucking retarded?" GAH!!!!!!!!!

I would never tell a woman to get rid of a guy unless she is soliciting advice from me, she is being abused or her kid(s) is being abused.... BUT I'm really biting my tongue with her! She is really nervous and getting a bit freaked out over the thought of labor & delivery (I remember the feelings!) She said her lower back is killing her. Then she tells me she can't hardly get him to even rub her back for her (I told her I wished I lived closer, I'd come & help her out -- Better yet I'd take Caveman & have him SHOW the fucker what he did for me while I told him how much it helped me out -- Yeah, I know, dumb-fuck like him it wouldn't do any good! I'd still do it anyway -- and tell him what a dumb-fuck he was being!!)

So I tell her some of what I went through and mention how Caveman handled things & she says to me "Oh I really wish Terry was excited like that over his baby girl." BROKE MY HEART!

Fucker doesn't deserve her!!!!!!!!

*sigh* I just hope her sister tears him up good... She makes me look mellow! LOL GO ALLISON!!!!!!!!! KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!

(I've included a picture of her & her sister... Danielle is the one with the blue eyes! They are both total KNOCK OUTS!)

Aedrie
02-20-2009, 10:14 AM
I...don't even know where to start. I guess it's proof that heels come in all ages. :tantrum2:

hennachick
02-20-2009, 10:23 AM
I keep thinking over and over how he just doesn't have a clue what he has in the palm of his hand and if he doesn't handle this well, I doubt she'll stick around...

They aren't married, her sister and her mom are both divorced (and both found MUCH better guys the 2nd time around)... I just hate to see her going through this. I'm glad her sister lives only a couple miles away and her Mom is also very close! I'm about 2 hours away... He is lucky, or I'd be there kicking his ass!!!!!

MasterDrazhar
02-20-2009, 11:20 AM
I'll take her! :drool:

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optycal
02-20-2009, 12:00 PM
gah! Asshole! I replied in FooFoo but I'll reply here, too. That guys needs to grow the fuck up.

hennachick
02-20-2009, 12:26 PM
I'll take her! :drool:

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That would be fine by me Draz... As long as you moved to Washington and treated her like a Queen, or I'd kick your ass too! :deathhug:

MasterDrazhar
02-21-2009, 06:31 AM
DEAL! :bandevil:

hennachick
02-21-2009, 07:57 AM
LOL! Oh and your BONUS is I'll be your cousin and you would also get to "enjoy the benifits of being in a thoroughly insane family!" :shineeye:

MasterDrazhar
02-22-2009, 05:34 PM
No different than being in my own family. so I'd fit right in...

:deathhug:

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hennachick
02-22-2009, 07:14 PM
No different than being in my own family. so I'd fit right in...

:deathhug:

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Bwahahahaha I knew I loved you for a good reason! :deathhug:

lordairgtar
03-23-2009, 08:44 PM
I just saw this today. What a dickhead. And what about her? She is a possession and doesn't even know it. So, how'd things turn out after a month? I can't think of a single thing that I would have to see that badly to abandon my girl in a time like that.

hennachick
03-24-2009, 03:37 PM
LAG, she had a beautiful little girl a couple weeks ago. Haven't talked to her since she had her, I think she is in that first stage "New Motherhood" of no sleep! LOL So I'm not sure how things turned out. I'm HOPING things went well and he pulled his head out... But one of my sisters told me that he was married before and has adult (or at least teenage) kids!!!!!!!

What a waste of oxygen!!!!!!!!


*Mutters under breath yet again about how Terry is a TOTAL MOTHER FUCKING 'TARD!!!!*

MasterDrazhar
03-24-2009, 06:29 PM
I'm still waitin' for you to hook me up!

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hennachick
03-24-2009, 06:45 PM
I'm still waitin' for you to hook me up!

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Well, I'm still waiting for you to get your ass out here to Washington! :zpoke:

MasterDrazhar
03-25-2009, 11:15 AM
See....


Cart / Horse


:roflguy:
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hennachick
03-25-2009, 06:23 PM
So what you're telling me, Draz, is that you're going to turn down the best excuse you'll ever get to move out here to "Opty Land"?


Men, you are all such weenies at heart! :muwahaha:

Ambones
03-25-2009, 08:29 PM
You know you want to Draz!

MasterDrazhar
03-26-2009, 04:15 AM
You know you want to Draz!

Not denying that it seems like the left coast has lots to offer... ;)

My goal is to get at least as far as Colorado or Utah.

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Aedrie
03-26-2009, 05:37 PM
Not denying that it seems like the left coast has lots to offer... ;)

My goal is to get at least as far as Colorado or Utah.

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You want to come here? Seriously?

MasterDrazhar
03-30-2009, 03:55 PM
Colorado or Utah? Hells yeah!!!

All my hobbies are based on the types of terrain in Colorado and Utah.

I think I'd prefer Colorado, but would probably try to live within reasonable driving distance of Utah.

Aedrie
03-30-2009, 04:01 PM
I kind of figured you'd want to come for the terrain. The mountains are definitely something special here. You mind find Colorado more palatable than Utah politically, though.

MasterDrazhar
03-30-2009, 04:14 PM
For the off-roading dirt biking and Snowmobiling Colorado is calling me.

But Utah has some awesome off-roading terrain.

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